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alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now




lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 


spookular:

pmsgrrrl:

clownprinceo-crime:

sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS

This is insulting to every gender.

IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE

Fucking shit, man. Someone needs a good beatdown. Scum of the earth.


season seven; part one: the beginning



"What a fucking nerd"

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


currentrotation:

"Serve the Servants" by Nirvana

"Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored and old…"



everythingsparklywhite:

Mira Zwillinger


seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.


flamingno:

deepthroatodile:

deepthroatodile:

my dads coming up today and i was gonna come out but idk if i can rn ugh

i did it over cicis pizza

sounds like a cheesy way to come out tbh




ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .



caroline, 27, baltimore





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